Just a lost soul drifting through life

#personal #satansspawn #omg #lol

#personal #satansspawn #omg #lol

Tumblr STAPHHH!! My dash is not helping me not be horny. STAPPPHHH!!!

OMFG I FORGOT HOW BAD ROBITUSSIN TASTES!!!!!

OMG THERE IS LESS THAN A MONTH UNTIL THE SEMESTER IS OVER. OMG I AM FREAKING OUT. I AM LESS THAN MONTH AWAY FROM GRADUATING COLLEGE. OMG.

Awkward...

Julie:

What is the most embarrassing thing you could ever do during sex?

Evadne:

Fall off the bed?

Julie:

I think the most awkward thing you could do is queef.

Lori:

What is that?

Julie:

When you fart out of your vagina

Lori:

Teach me this skill!

Evadne:

What?! Why?!!

I have a phone interview tomorrow! ^^

#omg #food #myonetruelove #hotwings #foodporn #chicken #chickenwings #personal #reasonwhyIcantgovegan

#omg #food #myonetruelove #hotwings #foodporn #chicken #chickenwings #personal #reasonwhyIcantgovegan

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kelsiefag: This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

kelsiefag:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

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I am very impatient. My video games is taking forever to download. -.- me no likie. 

aviciibylevels: amandafiske: Opposite of walking into a glass door. i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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So the guys next door, have been having a farting contest for the past hour. My roommate and I can smell their farts now. They are not pleasant.

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